Still trying to figure out a Halloween costume? Here are a few ideas that require little more than you showing up and maybe wearing a name tag.
1. PLEATED PANT MAN!
He’s the hero nobody really needs or deserves.
2. GUY WITH ZERO SEVERED LIMBS
Costume Requirements: Have no severed limbs. Easy!
3. THE INCREDIBLE BEER DRINKER
Do you like drinking beer? Boom! A costume is born.
4. THE CREATURE WITH THE BLACK T-SHIRT
This costume is also known as Future Dead Person.
6. THE ONE WHO CARRIES A SPATULA
Do you own a spatula? No? Then don’t dress up as this. Also, how do you evenly spread your cake batters?
7. GUY WHO THINKS HE KEEPS HEARING HIS NAME
Just repeatedly say, “Did someone say [insert your name here]?” to no one in particular.
8. PERSON WITH A SOCK PUPPET
Materials: 1 Person, 1 Sock
Optional: A voice and/or back story for your sock puppet, a slight lack of dignity
9. GIRL WITH A HAIRCUT
What kind of haircut? Whichever one you are currently sporting!
10. UNCREDITED ACTOR
Were you an extra in The Hobbit? Were you somewhere in the background of Inception?
Who knows! Oooh, a costume that’s easy AND mysterious.
11. HOMO SAPIEN
Step 1: Be a human.
That’s it. That’s all the steps.
BONUS IDEAS: LAST-MINUTE SUPERHERO COSTUMES
Halloween is tomorrow! Here are a few things you should know.
HOW TO CANDY AND BEER:
HOW TO COFFEE:
HOW TO CANDY CORN:
HOW TO HAUNTED HOUSE:
Any other advice on how to Halloween?
Halloween is on Friday. Let’s celebrate with some rejected greeting cards.
They’re like urban legends…only drunker.
Assquatch is an elusive beast that leaves distinctive, unnaturally large butt impressions on logs and rocks throughout the Northwestern United States.
Wherever there’s a whiff of salsa in the air, there’s the possibility that Chalupacabra is near, ready to leap upon the plates of unsuspecting diners and suck the cheese out of their entrees.
THE WOMAN IN WHITE JORTS
One night, a man drove down a lonely road and picked up a hitchhiking woman who was wearing white jorts and just would not shut up about how her cousin Theresa thinks she’s all hot, but could stand to lose twenty pounds.
Legend has it that if you stand in front of your bathroom mirror at midnight and say “Bloody Larry” five times, you’ll see a man who is not good at all with power tools.
Moth Dan is a mythological creature that is said to appear to people right before something just barely interesting happens – like the theft of a birdbath for instance.
For over a century people claimed to have seen this large, hairy creature stagger through alleys, mumbling incoherently and giving off visible fumes.
CREATURE FROM THE DARK BATHROOM
It’s said that this monster first emerged from the bathroom of an apartment shared by four college students. It’s not really dangerous – just very, very disgusting.
This faceless man is best known for stealing unwanted wedding gifts, then bombarding strangers with free smoothies.
This is the distant cousin of Bigfoot who is notoriously bad at putting together jigsaw puzzles.