Last-Minute Costume Ideas

Still trying to figure out a Halloween costume? Here are a few ideas that require little more than you showing up and maybe wearing a name tag.

 

1. PLEATED PANT MAN!

pant man

He’s the hero nobody really needs or deserves.

 

2. GUY WITH ZERO SEVERED LIMBS

limbs

Costume Requirements: Have no severed limbs. Easy!

 

3. THE INCREDIBLE BEER DRINKER

beer

Do you like drinking beer? Boom! A costume is born.

 

4. THE CREATURE WITH THE BLACK T-SHIRT

creature

 

5. PRE-GHOST

ghost

This costume is also known as Future Dead Person.

 

6. THE ONE WHO CARRIES A SPATULA

spatula one

Do you own a spatula? No? Then don’t dress up as this. Also, how do you evenly spread your cake batters?

 

7. GUY WHO THINKS HE KEEPS HEARING HIS NAME

guy name

Just repeatedly say, “Did someone say [insert your name here]?” to no one in particular.

 

8. PERSON WITH A SOCK PUPPET

sock puppet

Materials: 1 Person, 1 Sock
Optional: A voice and/or back story for your sock puppet, a slight lack of dignity

 

9. GIRL WITH A HAIRCUT

haircut

What kind of haircut? Whichever one you are currently sporting!

 

10. UNCREDITED ACTOR

actor

Were you an extra in The Hobbit? Were you somewhere in the background of Inception?
Who knows! Oooh, a costume that’s easy AND mysterious.

 

11. HOMO SAPIEN

homo sapien

Step 1: Be a human.
That’s it. That’s all the steps.

 

BONUS IDEAS: LAST-MINUTE SUPERHERO COSTUMES

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Go Royals!

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Links That Amuse Us

It’s Friday! Here are 5 videos to pass the time until the weekend.

 

MARCEL THE SHELL SINGS A SONG
By the talented and extremely hilarious, Jenny Slate.

 

DIVA STATUS
This video is best enjoyed while listening to something with lots of bass.

 

ASK A GROWN MAN WITH JOHN MULANEY
Just some genuine advice from a funny guy.

 

LET’S GET PHYSICS Y’ALL
Funny or Die + Megan Amram + Science = this glorious masterpiece.
(WOW! Math AND Science all in one sentence!)

GEORGE BRETT POOPED HIS PANTS
In honor of the Royals going to the World Series, please enjoy this video.
(Warning: Dirty language. Pun intended.)

 

 

 

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Links That Amuse Us

In honor of National Cheese Pizza Day, today’s links are all pizza related.
Pizza, you are our inspiration, a true icon, a national treasure. Never change.

 

PIZZA + CATS = YES FOREVER

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PIZZA FASHION IS THE BEST FASHION

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RELATIONSHIP GOALS

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THAT ONE TIME BEYONCÉ WORE A PIZZA OUTFIT
#neverforget

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JAPAN HAS AN ALL-CAT PIZZA HUT

 

 

 

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This week’s link roundup is brought to you by the weird and wonderful mess that is Tumblr.

 

***Flawless indeed. Also, if you don’t know what these gifs are from, please educate yourself.

 

Silver Linings SkyMall is the mashup you never knew you needed.

 

New fashion icon.

 

New dancing icon.

 

Just a friendly reminder.

 

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26 Most American Comebacks. Because MURICA.

 

We could really see ourselves in this car. Get it? Because of the chrome? Guys? Okay, sorry.

 

Is that gluten-free?

 

Forever Cat, we love you infinitely.

 

 

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In Stores Now

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8 Easy Things to Give Up for Lent

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Get Your Act Together

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Too much work

Lazy work

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