Still trying to figure out a Halloween costume? Here are a few ideas that require little more than you showing up and maybe wearing a name tag.
1. PLEATED PANT MAN!
He’s the hero nobody really needs or deserves.
2. GUY WITH ZERO SEVERED LIMBS
Costume Requirements: Have no severed limbs. Easy!
3. THE INCREDIBLE BEER DRINKER
Do you like drinking beer? Boom! A costume is born.
4. THE CREATURE WITH THE BLACK T-SHIRT
This costume is also known as Future Dead Person.
6. THE ONE WHO CARRIES A SPATULA
Do you own a spatula? No? Then don’t dress up as this. Also, how do you evenly spread your cake batters?
7. GUY WHO THINKS HE KEEPS HEARING HIS NAME
Just repeatedly say, “Did someone say [insert your name here]?” to no one in particular.
8. PERSON WITH A SOCK PUPPET
Materials: 1 Person, 1 Sock
Optional: A voice and/or back story for your sock puppet, a slight lack of dignity
9. GIRL WITH A HAIRCUT
What kind of haircut? Whichever one you are currently sporting!
10. UNCREDITED ACTOR
Were you an extra in The Hobbit? Were you somewhere in the background of Inception?
Who knows! Oooh, a costume that’s easy AND mysterious.
11. HOMO SAPIEN
Step 1: Be a human.
That’s it. That’s all the steps.
BONUS IDEAS: LAST-MINUTE SUPERHERO COSTUMES
It’s Friday! Here are 5 videos to pass the time until the weekend.
MARCEL THE SHELL SINGS A SONG
By the talented and extremely hilarious, Jenny Slate.
This video is best enjoyed while listening to something with lots of bass.
ASK A GROWN MAN WITH JOHN MULANEY
Just some genuine advice from a funny guy.
LET’S GET PHYSICS Y’ALL
Funny or Die + Megan Amram + Science = this glorious masterpiece.
(WOW! Math AND Science all in one sentence!)
GEORGE BRETT POOPED HIS PANTS
In honor of the Royals going to the World Series, please enjoy this video.
(Warning: Dirty language. Pun intended.)
In honor of National Cheese Pizza Day, today’s links are all pizza related.
Pizza, you are our inspiration, a true icon, a national treasure. Never change.
THAT ONE TIME BEYONCÉ WORE A PIZZA OUTFIT
This week’s link roundup is brought to you by the weird and wonderful mess that is Tumblr.
Silver Linings SkyMall is the mashup you never knew you needed.
New fashion icon.
New dancing icon.
Just a friendly reminder.
26 Most American Comebacks. Because MURICA.
We could really see ourselves in this car. Get it? Because of the chrome? Guys? Okay, sorry.
Is that gluten-free?
Forever Cat, we love you infinitely.