The most amazing thing about Breaking Bad was how they kept a Pontiac Aztek running for 6 seasons.
— Gretchen (@TheHatIsGood) February 24, 2014
WE WILL PAINT YOU LIKE ONE OF OUR FRENCH GIRLS, LEO.
Please enjoy these bizarre and wonderful photos of Leonardo DiCaprio from the ’90s.
— Verne Troyer (@VerneTroyer) August 13, 2014
This 3D printer squirts mayo in the shape of your face. THE FUTURE IS NOW, PEOPLE.
Just 4 minutes of Bruce Jenner. Enjoy.
Stinky Candle Company makes, as the name suggests, stinky candles.
The candles sound disgusting, and we need all of them.
An entire Tumblr dedicate to replacing guitars with slugs.
CAN YOU SAY ‘DESIGNATED DRIVER’?
CAN YOU HANG ABSTRACT ART?
Play this game and see if you know when the picture is right-side up.
Ah, yes. The ellusive Cat Snake.
That’s so low.
Is this twerking? (via)
Play with an Interactive brain!
Penny must be pretty awesome. (via)
Best birth announcement ever?
This is a keyboard for your tablet. The future is now and it looks kinda like the past.
Napoleon Dynamite: The Sequel?
Oh hi, Nightmares. Cool that you’re starring in a chocolate bar commercial now. via
How Not To Die On the World’s Tallest Waterslide: A Guide.
26 Most American Comebacks. Because MURICA.
We could really see ourselves in this car. Get it? Because of the chrome? Guys? Okay, sorry.
Is that gluten-free?
Forever Cat, we love you infinitely.
Someone put Jaden Smith’s tweets with Garfield cartoons and now everything makes sense.
Secret Wine and Chocolate Pineapple, you are our new favorite fruit.
These guys are here to offer lawn service. Sexy, sexy lawn service.
Google drops you into a location. You guess where you are. Let the hours of time-wasting ensue.
Shane of Walmart is getting into shenanigans, and management has some words for him.
Here’s a video of a baby who just realized he has eyebrows. Coincidentally, we all just realized how adorable it is when babies realize they have eyebrows.
That name though.
This Amazon knife is “life changing.”
Oh, hello, Obnoxious Waste of Time. Good to see you again.
Adorable guinea pig interview is adorable.