May 26, 2011
11:16 am
May 4, 2011
9:02 am
October 20, 2010
8:58 am
August 23, 2010
8:37 am
“If I were a medical researcher, I’d name a new disorder ‘dyselxia’ just to mess with people’s heads.” –Scott
June 3, 2010
8:26 am
“You can dance like no one’s watching, but don’t expect any twenties in your g-string.” – Scott
May 19, 2010
10:25 am
“They’re not empty calories if they’re full of AWESOMENESS!” – Scott
May 12, 2010
10:30 am
When people say, “You do the math,” I think they’re usually just trying to get out of work.
Do your own math! – Scott
April 26, 2010
9:36 am
“If you love something, add bacon. You’ll love it even more.” – Scott
April 9, 2010
10:07 am
“Moderation means drinking enough to dance, but not enough to CHICKEN dance.” – Scott
March 29, 2010
10:49 am
“Call me weird, but occasionally I like my revenge piping hot with a couple good
shots of Tabasco.” – Scott
