“There’s a special place in hell for people who put apostrophes where they don’t belong.”
“I’m still kinda hoping I’ll get that call from the Fame high school asking if I want to attend.”
Thank the little people, but don’t call them “little people” because they HATE that.
Thank the spiritual being of your choice. Point up/over/ wherever (probably not down).
Thank the producer, even if he’s just some rich jerk who knows nothing about movie making.
Definitely act surprised. Practice this one in the mirror beforehand.
Thank significant other, then blow a kiss to him/her. Have significant other practice “in love” face.
Use the exit music to dance your way off stage. “The Worm” would be preferable.
Gifts can never equal love. Unless they’re crazy nice gifts. – Dan
Love is blind. Also it can smell kinda weird. – Mark
Sex is good for your heart, and great for some of your other body parts. – Bill
You know it’s love when you know each other’s number on the Chinese food menu. – Cat
1) It’s cuter.
2) Toes that aren’t properly painted can have a detrimental effect on one’s outfit, yada yada yada, and then I’m fired from my job.
3) I don’t waste time fishing lost toes out of a lake.
4) I never have hissy fits during my pedicure, not even when they’re out of that perfect shade of mauvey-purpley-pink that makes my feet look tan.
5) Usually I’m not drunk when I get home.
“Is it bad that my tummy tuck fund is bigger than my kid’s college fund? Actually, don’t answer that.” – Cat