“I’m not sleeping my way to the top. The middle is fine with me. Damn my lack of ambition.”
-André
“Ever try to order the panda at Panda Express? Boy, those people need to get a sense of humor.”
- André
“If I could only be half the man my father was, I’d choose the top. Dad had weird feet.”
- André
“Seriously, does anyone just whistle Dixie anymore?” – André
Dracula Transylvania sux.
About an hour ago
Mummy and Frankenstein’s Bride like this.
PeasantDude Then move, you demon jerkwad!
15 minutes ago
Dracula Why don’t you make me, dipstick?
10 minutes ago
Wolfman guys, guys, c’mon. Why don’t you two… Oops! Full moon. TTYL!
8 minutes ago
PeasantDude Gathering angry mob. Gonna burn your castle to the ground, Bat-Breath!
7 minutes ago
Frankentstein Fire Bad! LOL
5 minutes ago
Dracula See? See?! This is why f***-ing Transylvania SUX!
2 minutes ago
“I think I could sleep my way to the top. I’m really good at sleeping.” – André
“I used to have issues, but my subscription ran out.” – André
“What do people in the circus run away and join?” – André
“Life is not always like a box of chocolates. It may look like chocolate but, in fact, it is not.” – André







