September 6, 2010
8:30 am
"Thanks to the combination of mayonnaise-based foods and sunshine, your Labor Day celebration can actually last for several days!" - Bill
September 3, 2010
8:30 am
"Saying, 'I have friends in Washington,' doesn't have as much bite to it when one of those friends is in real estate and the other is a male nurse." - Mark
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Mark, Quote of the Day
September 2, 2010
8:30 am
“Even if my cat could do it, I don’t think he’d bother to sort the recycling.” - Chris C.
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Chris C., Quote of the Day
September 1, 2010
8:30 am
"Butt dimples are just proof that every part of me can smile." - Melissa
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Melissa, Quote of the Day
August 31, 2010
8:39 am
“I love the earth. But I have to have my hairspray. And my car.” – Allyson
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Allyson, Quote of the Day
August 30, 2010
8:30 am
"I need a vacation or a martini, and I'm out of vacation days." – Bill
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Bill, Quote of the Day
August 27, 2010
8:57 am
"Is it bad that my tummy tuck fund is bigger than my kid's college fund? Actually, don't answer that." - Cat
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Cat, Quote of the Day
August 25, 2010
8:56 am
"Can you really call it Miss Universe if there were no extraterrestrial entrants?" - Cat
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Cat, Quote of the Day
August 24, 2010
8:49 am
"You can't just run from your problems. You have to wait until your problems look off to the side or something, and then slip away." –Russ
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Quote of the Day, Russ
August 23, 2010
8:37 am
"If I were a medical researcher, I’d name a new disorder ‘dyselxia’ just to mess with people’s heads." –Scott
Posted by Stephen - Labels: Quote of the Day, Scott
