November 16, 2009
11:02 am
By Bill
1. Is that a meat thermometer or are you glad to see me?
2. Heaven must be missing a peacock because you’re here with me.
3. You make my waddle wobble.
4. I’m the tom. You’re the bomb.
5. Got any plans for Thanksgiving dinner?
6. Are those breasts real?
7. Red, white or cranberry?
8. I could lose my head over a gal like you.
9. We’re both ugly but it’s last call. What d’ya say?
10. Wanna get stuffed?
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Now this is funny.