Weirdest Questions Fielded by the Turkey Hotline

By Tina

1. Which goes better with Boone’s Farm, white or dark meat?
2. Who wrote the book of love?
3. How long should I cook the turkey…while naked?
4. Can someone take a look at my breast meat?
5. May I speak to Mr. Limbaugh?
6. If I promise not to wet my pants, can I sit at the adult table?

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