November 24, 2009
10:51 am
By Bill
1. Individual peas. (No heft.)
2. Yams. (Melty marshmallow burns.)
3. Turkeys. (They actually can’t fly.)
4. Cranberry sauce. (Never get the red stain off your hands.)
5. Pumpkin pie. (Wasting pumpkin pie is a criminal offense.)
6. Left-over Halloween candy. (Sheesh! Why not just throw rocks?)
7. Knives. (Not technically food.)
8. Bread. (Why bother?)
9. Chocolate creme pie (See “Pumpkin pie.”)
10. Stuffing. (Do you know where that’s been?)
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What? No ham shout out to Paula Dean? A replacement for #’s 4 or 8 “Thawed Ham (frozen ham does more damage)”