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Dr. Dick’s ”
Gorilla… Duh. Opposable Thumbs!
I’m gonna go with the Gorilla. Having mastered speech, he’s probably also figured out how to construct some sort of weapon against which the bear would be helpless. Plus, he’s so angry. That’s got to help.
Of course my money is on the Bear, Man!
Bear — just because I hate monkeys so much.
Oppps, sorry – reason: claws and nasty teeth
Gorilla wins because of his intelligence. He speaks in complete sentences, while Bear can only manage guttural sounds.
Nobody ever wins in a fight. Fighting never solved anything. Give peace a chance, bear and gorilla.
Pathetic as it is, I had this conversation a while ago and actually looked up some info on the matter.
Long story short: Bear wins due to claws, teeth and a huge weight advantage.
While gorillas may be smarter, they’re also herbivores. So unless the winner is determined by who can order a salad with sign language, the bear takes it.
dr. dick, you are hilarious.
i don’t know which would win, or
how or why, but i love this cartoon.
I want to see Chuck and Beans fight each other next.
Topography of course.. It is clear that they are both standing on quicksand..
In either case both lose…the bear may end up a carpet on someones floor by the time the gorilla is done with him..but the gorilla evolves onto rosie o’ donnell
the bear!! just cause I liked better the bears draw. thanks for the laugh!!
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