I’m gonna go with the Gorilla. Having mastered speech, he’s probably also figured out how to construct some sort of weapon against which the bear would be helpless. Plus, he’s so angry. That’s got to help.
Nobody ever wins in a fight. Fighting never solved anything. Give peace a chance, bear and gorilla.
brian on
August 9th, 2010 1:36 pm
Pathetic as it is, I had this conversation a while ago and actually looked up some info on the matter.
Long story short: Bear wins due to claws, teeth and a huge weight advantage.
While gorillas may be smarter, they’re also herbivores. So unless the winner is determined by who can order a salad with sign language, the bear takes it.
dr. dick, you are hilarious.
i don’t know which would win, or
how or why, but i love this cartoon.
Matthew on
August 9th, 2010 5:39 pm
I want to see Chuck and Beans fight each other next.
Nichoperne on
August 12th, 2010 8:49 pm
Topography of course.. It is clear that they are both standing on quicksand..
Jim on
December 7th, 2010 6:43 pm
In either case both lose…the bear may end up a carpet on someones floor by the time the gorilla is done with him..but the gorilla evolves onto rosie o’ donnell
Paula-Uruguay on
April 29th, 2011 11:43 pm
the bear!! just cause I liked better the bears draw. thanks for the laugh!!
Gorilla… Duh. Opposable Thumbs!
Other Dan on August 9th, 2010 9:24 amI’m gonna go with the Gorilla. Having mastered speech, he’s probably also figured out how to construct some sort of weapon against which the bear would be helpless. Plus, he’s so angry. That’s got to help.
Bearman on August 9th, 2010 9:40 amOf course my money is on the Bear, Man!
Russ on August 9th, 2010 11:03 amBear — just because I hate monkeys so much.
Michael on August 9th, 2010 11:08 amGrrrrrr….Bear.
Michael on August 9th, 2010 11:19 amOppps, sorry – reason: claws and nasty teeth
alguien de la calle on August 9th, 2010 11:38 amthe bear
Chuck I. on August 9th, 2010 11:58 amGorilla wins because of his intelligence. He speaks in complete sentences, while Bear can only manage guttural sounds.
Bill on August 9th, 2010 12:26 pmNobody ever wins in a fight. Fighting never solved anything. Give peace a chance, bear and gorilla.
brian on August 9th, 2010 1:36 pmPathetic as it is, I had this conversation a while ago and actually looked up some info on the matter.
Long story short: Bear wins due to claws, teeth and a huge weight advantage.
While gorillas may be smarter, they’re also herbivores. So unless the winner is determined by who can order a salad with sign language, the bear takes it.
renee D. on August 9th, 2010 1:59 pmdr. dick, you are hilarious.
Matthew on August 9th, 2010 5:39 pmi don’t know which would win, or
how or why, but i love this cartoon.
I want to see Chuck and Beans fight each other next.
Nichoperne on August 12th, 2010 8:49 pmTopography of course.. It is clear that they are both standing on quicksand..
Jim on December 7th, 2010 6:43 pmIn either case both lose…the bear may end up a carpet on someones floor by the time the gorilla is done with him..but the gorilla evolves onto rosie o’ donnell
Paula-Uruguay on April 29th, 2011 11:43 pmthe bear!! just cause I liked better the bears draw. thanks for the laugh!!