President Obama hailed Indonesia as an example for the world. Then he left the country two hours early. We’ve had dates like that.
If you thought people who scam widows out of their life savings were the very bottom of the scum of the Earth bucket, well, get ready to whistle a new tune.
High school kids who spend the most time texting are also at risk for smoking, depression, eating disorders, drug and alcohol abuse and absenteeism. Also really muscular thumbs.
Researchers think oil will run out about 90 years before we have anything to replace it with. Not to worry, though. Anybody who’s ever seen a disaster movie knows that a hot scientist and a take-no-prisoners military guy will step in at the last minute to save us.
Happy Meals in San Francisco are going to have to be healthy. Also the free toy will now be a container of floss.
Bristol Palin is still on “Dancing With The Stars,” or as they’re considering renaming it, “Dancing With The Apparently Giant Block of Voters Who Don’t Care If You Can Really Dance As Long As You Somehow Represent Their Political Agenda.”
Reality star and former Hef girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson is using old photos in the latest Playboy, so she’s not breaking her promise to her husband. Hey, you don’t make it past the one-year mark without some compromises.
Courtney Love told a reporter that she wanted to be trusted again, and the fact that she was naked and drunk when she said it didn’t seem the least bit ironic to her.
Betty White has been named an honorary forest ranger because, apparently, even trees love her.
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