Attention: Office Of Secret Government Stuff: Sierra Bravo X-ray: Eyes Only: Need To Know Basis: You could totally use my house as a safe house! It’s already got a full basement (and newly refurbished pool table!) and would easily accommodate a series of tunnels and conference/interrogation rooms and it’s wired for cable so I suppose surveillance cameras could be easily added. I would be great as a stay-at-safe-house caretaker kind of guy as long as it didn’t get crazily complicated by having Denzel show up. Not that he’s not awesome, he completely is, but wow, does he wreak havoc at a safe house. Unsafe house is more like it, am I right?
I’m thinking I’d take more of your dissidents; poets, artists who did unflattering caricatures of world leaders, that kind of thing. More of a political B and B, really. Folk singers! That would be perfect. Folk singers who want to defect from wherever they’re anti, they would be ideal. As long as they did not sing or play guitar in that earnest way they have. Also, they can’t use the pool table, it was recently refurbished.
Sure Cape Town is a fantastic place for Ryan Reynolds to go roof to roof jumping, and again, Denzel is awesome, but I’m thinking more very-quiet-dissident-sitting-quietly-possibly-coming-up-for-the-Yard-Crashers-marathon-but-probably-not kind of vibe. The rogue agents in Cape Town thing is great for movies, but for the real world of Safe Houses, let’s try to keep the action to a minimum, and nothing after 21 hundred hours, ‘k? Thanks.
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