$40,000 worth of vacuum cleaners were taken from a store in Kansas City. Now that just sucks.
A couple got married in an IKEA because it’s a good idea to start your life together with a big fight about how to assemble a hutch.
The Secret Service is going to interview Ted Nugent. Ted will be the one in the loincloth.
And now, apparently, Animals In The News!
Kansas City, here I come…they got some crazy little women there, and 700 costumed dogs in a parade…
A whale near California is migrating the wrong way, although you would think he’d be tipped off by all the whales migrating the other way and honking at him.
A new shrimp-like species was discovered in New Mexico. In an unrelated story, a strange cocktail-sauce-like liquid was found in our fridge this morning.
And finally, when there’s a chicken, but no egg, it’s pretty clear which came first.
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