You can take World Peace out of Ron Artest, but you can’t take Ron Artest out of World Peace.
Could brain freezes crack the code on migraines? We don’t know, but if scientists need a control group to eat ice cream, we will answer the call.
Author Stephen Covey was injured in a bicycle accident. Apparently he is not a highly effective cyclist.
A school had to be evacuated due to an unknown odor. Students reacted with surprise and said they thought enchilada casserole day wasn’t until Thursday.
This little piggy fell off a truck on the way to market. Then she went home. No word on whether there was any “wee wee wee” involved.
There’s supposed to be more humor in the next James Bond movie. For example, instead of “shaken, not stirred,” James Bond will now request martinis from a seltzer bottle sprayed into his clown pants.
Somebody really needs to set up a refresher course for Mother Nature about what’s supposed to happen during each season.
There’s a new MythBusters exhibit at the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. Just turn left at the front door and listen for the explosions.
Wait a minute…there are races where you run and eat donuts? Why were we not informed of this sooner? Half of our intensive training regimen is already underway.
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