World Peace has been temporarily suspended. Don’t worry; it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds.
A cow wandered up to a McDonald’s drive-thru, a dangerous mistake on the cow’s part. The signs saying “no walk-ups in drive-thru” are pretty clearly marked.
Romney swept five states yesterday. You’d think a busy guy like him would have people to do that.
Somebody spilled yogurt on the president yesterday. Alert Secret Service agents wrestled the active live cultures to the ground.
People Magazine has listed the World’s Most Beautiful Women When It’s Not Five Minutes Before Last Call.
Apple has decided not to cross a tablet with a laptop. Which is good, because we can’t think of a punchline. Let us know if you come up with one, OK?
A white killer whale has been spotted. Um, sighted. Not actually spotted. It’s still white.
A Virginia man accidentally shot himself and his wife at a gun safety class. Luckily, he passed the state’s rigorous irony course.
Is your town on the 10 Most Polluted Cities list? Wipe the smog out of your eyes and find out.
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