(Today’s news is being delivered by a robot because when you’ve got a robot and you don’t use him, he just sits around plotting. “Fear plotting robots”, is a lesson we’ve learned the hard way.)
Pretty sure you didn’t say you’ve had enough Beyoncé. Because like “enough ice cream” or “enough tax refund”, there is no such thing.
If you’ve been waiting with bated breath for the NFL Draft, wait no longer! It’s here! And un-bate your breath, because we never really understood that phrase anyway.
Pizza Hut is introducing cheeseburger-crust pizza, but only in the Middle East. So if you need us we’ll be, you know, somewhere in the Middle East.
The digital version of an embarrassing story from Vogue has disappeared completely from the web. We’d “disappear” some bad jokes from past Newsdroppings, but we wouldn’t know where to start.
Nobody knows who’s paying for all those attack ads that politicians are running these days. But we’re pretty sure it’s not the unemployed.
A puppy on a runway caused flight delays and lots of angry passengers asking why their flight wasn’t delayed by a puppy.
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