The dog from The Artist wrote a memoir. Apparently his early years were, in his words, “Ruff!”

More dog news: Turns out Bo the White House dog gets the same treatment as any other dog who gets to ride in helicopters, private jets and bulletproof limos.

Some Boy Scouts rescued a man who was trapped under a building. Man, those scouts are predictable.

A couple had 30,000 honeybees removed from their attic. “The loss stings,” the couple said, “But it was a really sticky situation. Parting is such sweet sorrow.” Okay, we’re gonna quit now. Before we get hives. Okay, now.

A Florida couple held their wedding in a mud pit, which kind of makes us long for the good old days when that kind of stuff was saved for the honeymoon.

A baby was delivered on the side of a road.  So people are still pulling over for that, which is good.

Jessica Simpson named her baby girl Maxwell.  Girl. Maxwell. Just as well, though.  Little Maxwell might as well get used to having a mom who does things that are hard to understand.

If you’d like to never forget someone’s name again, here are some tips from a memory expert named…um…well, clearly we didn’t actually read the article.

And, hey, speaking of memory…that laptop you thought you wiped clean before you threw it away a couple of years ago might still have personal information in it. Like, maybe, those websites you used to go to. You know the ones.