A bunch of bicyclers are complaining about a new road sign, but the police chief told them they might as well stop because they’re just spinning their wheels.
A man has collected 38 million air miles. He says he’s holding out for when Delta starts offering flights to Jupiter.
A group of second graders are growing a pizza garden. The hard part was building a cheese-stuffed fence around the plot.
The Olympic torch was lit by “the rays of the sun” in Greece yesterday since no one packed matches under their togas.
Black holes are preventing the creation of new stars. We thought it was because Simon Cowell left Idol.
Sofia Vergara is single! This might not affect your weekend plans, but some of us just went into a fairly major reprioritizing mode.
A baby was delivered at City Hall, proving once and for all that you can’t fight it. City Hall, you can’t fight City Hall. Also, you can’t fight babies, but you really should have known that.
Some mail got wet when a delivery truck drove into a pond. But several catfish who finally got their Field and Stream on time were thrilled!
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