They found a different Mayan calendar that says the world isn’t going to end in 2012 after all. So we’re seriously reconsidering our plan to spend all of our retirement money on fancy phones and movie popcorn.
100 parrots were rescued from a building in Ohio. Authorities were relieved to remove the birds from unhealthy surroundings, but were totally unprepared for all the cracker requests.
Some people are afraid of a mysterious Alaska lake monster, but not us. Nope, we’re feeling pretty brave down here in Missouri.
Adele doesn’t want to be a celebrity. So everyone, please try to be considerate and stop knowing who Adele is. You’re all being very rude.
You thought you’d had enough Kate Middleton, but you know what? There’s no such thing as enough Kate Middleton. Just ask England.
Howard Stern will join the team at America’s Got Talent where each competition will now conclude with the contestants spanking each other.
Bad news: The Chicago Bulls have been eliminated from the NBA playoffs. Good news: that leaves 46 teams and another 7 months of playoffs.
Half of American adults are sunburned. Top half, hopefully.
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