President Obama apparently knows which Kardashian is which. So, if that’s what you base your vote on, well…sorry…lost our train of thought in a shudder of fear for our country’s future.
Coyotes are invading San Francisco. The really bad part is that where coyotes go, yodeling country singers usually follow.
The new baby name list is out and Jacob and Sophia are at the top. In your chubby faces, Mason and Isabella!
Kiawah Island was named America’s happiest seaside town. But don’t worry, the unhappiest seaside town will be fine, because they’re still, well, a seaside town.
Here’s a list of America’s nine youngest CEOs, just in case you were feeling good about what you’ve accomplished in your life so far.
A man who robbed an internet café was caught because he forgot to log out of Facebook before the robbery. His “Totally about to rob a café LOL” status was also a tip-off.
UPDATE: That New Jersey town from yesterday’s Newsdroppings did not actually ban texting while walking. Residents breathed a collective sigh of relief as they got up and stretched their legs for the first time in days.
Legally, killer whales have to have companions. You can end up standing around awkwardly by yourself at this summer’s family reunion and the government won’t care, but killer whales, oh, the killer whales can’t be alone.
A teenage boy’s excessive body spray set off an alarm. He’s telling his teenage boy buddies that it’s because he’s “smokin’ hot.” They’re not buying it.
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