7.5 million kids miss a month of school every year. Teachers are apparently unaware of the problem, thanks to that one wisenheimer who keeps saying “Present!” in different voices when other kids’ names are called.
Coffee drinkers live longer. But not by a latte.
Thought bad behavior in professional sports was limited to the NFL and the NBA? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome baseball!
Do you live in a “well read” city? Reading this right now doesn’t count. It counts with us; it counts a lot. But not for the survey.
You can lead a horse to water. Then, you need a really good plan to get him out of the water.
Those shoes that were supposed to help your butt, probably didn’t help your butt. But to be fair, neither did those donuts.
A baby was delivered at a Florida gas station. The mother and child are doing well and are currently recuperating in aisle 3, next to the corn nuts.
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