Among the people who imparted their wisdom to graduating classes this year: Jane Lynch, Hank Aaron and a couple of guys names Barak and Mitt. And, of course, that one guy who always stands on his chair and yells, “So long, suckers!”
Snooki announced she’s having a baby boy. Phew! That was close.
There’s a new American Idol in town. Step aside What’s His Face! You too, Girl With The Sob Story.
The food additive, “meat glue” isn’t as scary as it sounds, especially if you’re doing meat arts and crafts.
The world’s foremost “alien hunter” is retiring. Thank goodness we still have Will Smith.
A man is in a battle with city hall over his tomatoes. Rumor has it they’re saying tom-ah-to. He’s about to call the whole thing off.
In other tomato-based news, researchers at MIT and Harvard are in a pitched battle to create the first non-stick ketchup bottle. Meanwhile, medical researchers are trying to discover something to stop that clot from forming on the top.
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