So many things happened while we were out! So many big, important things! Like, Pink and Carey Hart went to see a show! Big! Things!
Following today’s Texas primary, Mitt Romney will become the official Republican candidate for president. Quick! Name the other candidates! No fair using nicknames like “the Texas guy” or “the only woman.”
Britain’s Prime Minister is backpedaling after heated protests against his tax on “hot snacks.” Because when it comes to crimes against nachos, the people will not stay silent.
Here are the most dangerous states for drivers. States noticeably absent from the list include panic, terror, and confusion.
Dario Franchitti won the Indy 500 and 2 million dollars, which will almost pay for the gas.
Five men and a goat are trying to break a curse and raise money. This is already much more successful than previous efforts with one man and five goats. You do not want to know.
Apparently parts of a jet fell from the sky in Toronto. Great. The one thing we weren’t worried about. Guess we’ll have to add it to the list.
Some cows crashed a backyard party, to the disappointment of one attendee who had just started saying, “We’re gonna party ‘til the cows come…oh, never mind.”
A 6-year-old girl is entering the National Spelling Bee. Her parents shared that her favorite book to read growing up was “Whimsical Merriment with Dick and Jane.”
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