We don’t know much about criminal mischief but we’re pretty sure it doesn’t involve getting your head stuck under a door.
Jimmie Walker told reporters he never watched one episode of Good Times which is definitely the opposite of dyn-o-mite.
College football will have a four team playoff, so use the next two years to come up with a new excuse as to why your team didn’t make the National Championship.
The Clock Tower, better known as Big Ben, is to be renamed Elizabeth Tower. Who does she think she is? The Queen of England?
Congress has tentatively reached a deal to freeze college loan rates, but not in the cool way like when they freeze somebody’s head to bring them back in 3015.
A group of postal workers is on a hunger strike. So, probably not a good time to mail cookies.
Basketball star Anthony Davis trademarked two phrases about his unibrow. So if you were counting on your unibrow to fund your retirement, sounds like it’s time for Plan B.
Think you have trouble with your hair? Try being a cartoon character.
A woman threw food through a drive-thru window. And as a side note, have you ever noticed how many different ways there are to spell “through”?
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