If you’ve been worried about the definition of catfish, well, you can save your energy to worry about something else. Congress is on it!
Like, maybe you could worry about whether people would rather spend time with male strippers or teddy bears. No, wait…we’ve got the answer to that one, too.
Tom and Katie splitting up? Who could have ever, in one million billion years, imagined such a thing! This is devastating. This might require an extra donut. Does anyone have an extra donut? Better yet, a long john? A bear claw? Anyone?
Wait! Kim and Kanye are still happy! Hope is restored! Love wins! Still looking for that extra donut, though…
And Alec Baldwin married a woman only 26 years younger! See? Love is all around! True love that will last forever! Got an ETA on that donut? Just checkin’.
This freeway accident was probably not caused by ducks. But if it was, could you really be mad at ducks? Fuzzy, yellow ducks? Seriously?
Can you solve the world’s toughest sudoku puzzles? Better question, can anyone solve any sudoku puzzles?
It’s hot. You’re grumpy. Pretty much everybody else is taking off work today and tomorrow because of the 4th. Well here’s your reward: Baby zoo animals!
Posted by Bill - Labels: Newsdroppings