Michael Phelps is entered in seven events during next week’s Olympic swimming trials, but his coach says he might not swim them all to the finals. It depends on whether it gets cloudy, or his sunburn starts to peel, or he runs out of snack money, or that one cute girl from his class has to leave to babysit her little brother, or his mom makes him go home early to mow the lawn.
Swimmer Dara Torres failed to make her sixth Olympics. Man, she must feel just awful about what she’s accomplished in life.
The newly single Tom Cruise is 50 today. So get ready, 25-year old single women.
Researchers are spending a couple of million bucks to try to find the wreckage of Amelia Earhart’s plane that crashed 75 years ago. Even though that would make a nice down payment on a shiny new plane.
A woman in a low-cut top robbed an Australian gas station. The woman is currently being sought. Also, she robbed a gas station.
Airports are now using holograms to guide passengers through security because if there’s anything the security process needed it’s more alarmingly chipper icons that won’t respond to your questions.
Firefighters rescued a woman from a pool table. Sounds like a lucky break for her.
You can drive a tank and crush a car at a business called Drive-A-Tank. See you later. We have a, um, business meeting.
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