50,000 bees were removed from a school. Administrators are hoping to replace them with 50,000 A’s.

Two dogs are getting married in a $250,000 ceremony. The couple is registered at Bone Bath & Beyond.

1,100 people were treated for babesiosis last year, which is much less sexy than Wayne and Garth probably think it is.

Cottage cheese is getting a makeover. About time. We always thought it could look better with highlights.

Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol. He plans to focus on learning and singing the national anthems of all the countries.

Teach a man to fish and he’ll &*%$! is that a shark?! &*%$!

Dude videotaped himself riding his motorcycle in traffic at 186 mph! But it was in British Columbia, so it’s metric which is, um… kilos? Or fortnights? They’re probably never gonna catch him on those cop horses anyway.

Breaking Bad begins its final season Sunday night.  The show will be missed by fans, but not at all by the other people who would also like to maybe win an Emmy once in a while.

A pair of goats have taken up surfing. It’s especially impressive when they hang four.