A town has implemented a grilling ban in a very rare situation. Or at least medium rare, for sure.

This school created an all-girls science class to boost enrollment numbers. It’s working, but there’s no word on what they’re going to do when they reach the unit on “cooties.”

Aretha Franklin wants to judge American Idol. After that whole R-E-S-P-E-C-T thing we should probably just give her what she wants.

Ford recalled 10,000 Ford Escapes. Good luck catching ‘em.

If you feel bad that you weren’t at Comic-Con, these photos of people in costumes should make you glad you didn’t go.

A 76-year-old Wallenda is still flying!  We are impressed because easily half of the News staff has to remember to stand up slowly or else get dizzy.  Again.