You can get a free pizza for giving a pint of blood, at an event in Texas that’s clearly being sponsored by vampires who had coupons.
People aren’t having kids because of the economy. Also because babies still cry and fill their diapers a lot.
This man is accused of robbing an ice cream truck since all the lemonade stands had already been hit.
A soon-to-be 8th grader was offered a college football scholarship. He’ll be the first kid ever to suffer senioritis for five years.
Here are some ways to get rid of that nasty sponge smell. And we’ll offer one more idea: you never have to use a sponge if you only eat out of pizza boxes you got for donating blood.
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