Not crying yet? You may be a heartless zombie. See if this one cures you…
Either there are a bunch of empty seats at the Olympics, or lots and lots of people are stuck in line at the “Ye Olde Fish-n-Chips” stand.
Jimmie Johnson won the Brickyard 400 over the weekend, proving that even during the Olympics, other sports go on for some reason.
A bird hit a boy in the face while he was riding a rollercoaster. Said the bird, “At least he wanted a death defying experience. I was just trying to get to work.”
A mom gave birth to twins on two different highways because the last thing you want is siblings fighting over the same highway.
Kevin Costner is suing the producers of Robin Hood for not being very Robin Hood-ish.
If you were worried that the gas companies weren’t going to be making enough money, well, you can put those worries to rest. They are going to be just fine.
A drug that helps blind mice to see may ruin that old song.
Posted by Bill - Labels: Newsdroppings