First, you want to know if the new Bourne is good and yeah, he is. Jeremy Renner is a good solid actor and the machine was set up in the novels to keep going even without the original novelist, so it’s all just fine. Spies. Double crosses. Blueprints. Chemicals. That thing where you jump from building to building. All the stuff is there, including something that was also in last week’s Total Remake and brings me to an important point.
If someone has implanted a tracker under my skin some place, please deactivate it. You don’t have to come get it, and I’m not inclined to cut it out myself whilst on the run. Let’s just agree that I’ll tell you where I am. I will give you my cell, which, admittedly, I leave on silent (because of going to movies, ironically) but I’ll promise to check it more. Call me, is the point. Or I’ll even do that thing where I check in to twitter and you can keep up that way.
Again, no need to find me via an implanted tracker, if you have implanted one. Leave it alone. I don’t know why you implanted it in the first place, but let’s not even get into that. Just forget about it, OK? I won’t hold it against you and I really will make every effort to keep in touch. I’ll send cards. I know where to get lots and lots of cards.
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