If you have been harboring a secret crush on Kenny G for the last several decades, well, he’s finally available! Also, what’s wrong with you?

This Burmese python is going to have 87 babies. Reality show talks are obviously ongoing.

Colorado is the skinniest U.S. state, says a bunch of experts who clearly haven’t looked at Tennessee on a map lately.

If you buy your paprika by the pound out of big bulk bins, you probably shouldn’t for awhile. Also, what in the world are you cooking?

Zach Galifinakis is a married man. This is a message of hope.

Taylor Swift released a new single last night about an ex. Cue our “surprised, but not really surprised because this happens a lot” face.

Want to get over a math phobia? First, don’t believe what they said about seven eating nine.