You’re a Libra, right? No.
Gemini? No. You’re not very good at this, are you?
So, where’ve you been? Pennsylvania first, then New York, Virginia, Washington DC, Missouri and Kansas.
What do you do at Hallmark? I write jokes that smart people turn into greeting cards, and I’m the voice of Jimmy B e-cards.
Why? It’s the perfect job for my limited abilities. Plus, my son Aaron likes to buy stuff.
Favorite quote? “Don’t hurt me.”
Where are your car keys right now? Crap.