Shark or Jet?
I don’t like conflict.
Do you like Politics?
Yes, apparently I do like conflict.
Summer of 91′
Do you often wonder how cheese got discovered and who had the courage to try it first?
All the time.
Are you disappointed with your life so far?
I was supposed to be a rock star by now. Instead I live in the suburbs and own a minivan. Why would I be disappointed?
Do you have an unhealthy and irrational fear of bears?
Yes I do.
Do you have an unhealthy and irrational fear of spiders?
No…..Wait, are the spiders on bears?
Have you ever made up a word?
Yes, I coined the word, “Jacknob” It’s a derogatory adjective.
I see that you are short. Do you have any plans on growing?
I’m short? This interview is over Jacknob.