Dude, do you even own a mirror?
Well, yeah. A few.
So you wore that shirt on purpose?
I like this shirt!
That makes one of you, hombre. So you’re a new artist in Shoebox, but you’ve worked at Hallmark for like 57 years. What the hell?
Look, I just go where they tell me, draw my little pictures and go home.
What are your hobbies?
Well, I like to run, listen to music, spend time with my…
Actually, I don’t care about your hobbies. Want to know what mine are?
Interviewing dorks in ugly shirts.