Dude, do you even own a mirror?

Well, yeah. A few.

So you wore that shirt on purpose?

I like this shirt!

That makes one of you, hombre. So you’re a new artist in Shoebox, but you’ve worked at Hallmark for like 57 years. What the hell?

Look, I just go where they tell me, draw my little pictures and go home.

What are your hobbies?

Well, I like to run, listen to music, spend time with my…

Actually, I don’t care about your hobbies. Want to know what mine are?

Um…okay. 

Interviewing dorks in ugly shirts.

NIce. Thanks.

Whatever, Dork.